The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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