Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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