How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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