Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
there is puke in my bra ... again
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