i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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