And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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