I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Boobs speak an international language.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just blew my weed a kiss
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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