Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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