I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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