Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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