At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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