Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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