Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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