She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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