um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
And then my night got REAL pukey
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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