My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Pants are for mortals
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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