office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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