I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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