His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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