Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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