That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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