And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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