So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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