I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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