I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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