So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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