brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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