and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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