I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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