i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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