hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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