plz talk dirty to me
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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