I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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