We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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