Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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