when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize