It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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