oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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