ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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