Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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