found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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