I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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