I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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