you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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