garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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