So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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