Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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