I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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