I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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