if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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