Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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