his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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