Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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