he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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