Porn is love you can see.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
How does it feel to date your dad?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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